Someone on Fanfiction basically made a version of TMNT that was basically a smashup between 2012/2018 with an Asian April and used it to make a Foot Clan!Donnie au.

hotmilkytea:

YES GOOD

I WILL READ THIS.

this is also a casual request for MORE FOOT CLAN!DONNIE AUS

LET HIM BECOME THE TRUE CRIMINAL OVERLORD HE WAS BORN TO BE

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below, let me show you an accurate state of Donatello’s id across at least three (3) canon iterations:

HEY YOU KIDS WANNA DO CRIMES??????

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he’s beautiful. he’s perfect. he’s terrifying. he’ll steal your kidney.

in short, donnie should absolutely take over the foot clan because he’d do a far better job of it than its current clown-ass leaders, including in the comics where it’s his own dipshit of a father. thank you for coming to my tead talk.

fuckitsharam:

Interesting that female child stars end up being messed up when they’re older due to sexual predators and abusers and they lose their careers over it but those same predators and abusers are still loved and supported by many

invalleumbraemortis:

invalleumbraemortis:

invalleumbraemortis:

I JUST FUCKING DEMOLISHED THIS PHONE INTERVIEW

Nigga was like “aw man I should hire you now”

Til I go in office and they see my green hair and piercings

I’m not changing

I had an in person interview at another place and I absolutely DEMOLISHED IT

Green hair and piercings and all

I JUST GOT HIRED TODAY

Reblog so you alternative weirdos with colorful hair, tattoos and piercings can get neeto jobs like the normies

ask-the-turtle-bros:

somespecs:

Some species accurate turts made by @ask-the-turtle-bros

Hi I still can’t get over these, especially Mikey like??? The other bros look just as rad but, fuck you made him so cute I’m j e a l o u s,,

slushi:

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

why-is-it-always-autumn:

You know what I don’t get? When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters. It’s like? You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it? Bruh. I have already named my firstborn after you. Dude.

You know what else I don’t get? When they apologize for short updates. It’s like: look at these new words I gave you! Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words. Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday. For free. Dude. Thank you.

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while. Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words. I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more. You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread. You made my goshdarn day.

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

vrisky-8usiness:

its-an-ear-hat-john:

charlie-plaidbury:

institutionalized-gaming:

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

dremoranightmares:

coffeepotsmokin:

babyanimalgifs:

How are penguins not extinct?

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

That’s because they’re not doing what they’re built to do best:

If you feel awkward and like you can’t do things right, it’s possible you’re just a) in the wrong environment b) not doing what you were made to do.

millenniumfae:

Bi-Ace Pride ++ (Makeup-Routine Moodboard)

“Amethyst” Obsessions Precious Stones Collection Eyeshadow Palette by Huda Beauty – English Lavender Bath Salts by RavensCtApothecary – “Berry Me 2″ Liquid Lipstick by Dose Of Colors

“Dating An Alien” Nail Polish by Bow Polish – “Supernova” Holographic Stick by Milk

“Tracksuit” UV Liquid Liner by Suva Beauty – “She’s Just Jelly” Matte Lip Whip by Beauty Bakerie – “Velvet Orchid” Perfume by Tom Ford