I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and
Reason for your visit?
What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?
Special Requests
I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.
Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.
And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.
Raph would get a pair of GIANT mittens with hidden pink toe pads knitted into them to resemble a cat (he’s the only one who knows they’re there, his hands are always clenched onto his tonfas or in a fist when he wears them)
Leo would get a long blue scarf with fringe and his name knitted into it
Donnie would get a nice, warm sweater since he doesn’t have a big, bulky shell getting in the way
Mikey would definetly get a hat! One with a big puffy Pom-Pom on the top that bounces around whenever he’s moving
ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.
are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here
I literally never specified trans specific stuff and was specifically implying, ya know, everything and everyone. Maybe you’re a tad obsessed?
And yeah, I think trans healthcare should be covered, just like how I think the surgery to pull your head out of your ass should be covered.
the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air
It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.
Firebird Scratches 