April: Is he always like this when he loses?
Leo: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2008.
Raph: You bumped the table and you know it!
Shinigami: [wakes up in a cold sweat]
Shinigami: What if there is an alternate universe where I am a heterosexual?
Raph: There isn’t anything you can say to stop me!
Mikey: Oh yeah? What if I said… ‘Blargen fediddle no-hip’?
Raph: Well I gotta admit, that slowed me down.
Donnie: I’m out. Four hours is the most I’ve ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Casey: What about that time we did that road trip together? That was four hours.
Casey: Oh, I see what just happened.
Leo: Why do you guys wake up so late? What time do you even sleep?
April: I fall asleep first because Donnie always strokes my hair and I snuggle into him until I finally do.
Donnie: I always disassociate and have an existential crisis, so I never actually know.
also whats with the huge fucking push to stop 14+ year old high schoolers from trick or treating. like … the fuck would you rather these kids be doing? getting drunk at a party? just let them have fun you bitter old losers.
I love the bread too much. 🍞
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