Leo: Now it’s time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Baron Draxum: [screams]
Leo: Look, I’m not sure where to go with that.

Leo: Z is just a sideways N.
Don: It’s 2am, please stop.
Leo: Zo.

Splinter: Blue, why do you smell like weed?
Leo: How do you know what weed smells like, pops?
Splinter, caught off-guard: I…
Leo: Ah-ha! Busted! You’re grounded for a week!

Leo: Haha, me? I swing both ways
Leo: Violently. With katanas. Come get some, assholes.

Raph: Thanks for getting us doughnuts Mike!

Mikey: Bold of you to assume I was going to share.

Leo: What are you drinking?
Don: Vodka.
Leo: Straight?
Don: No, Gay.
Leo: NOT YOU, THE VODKA!

myotpisgay:

myotpisgay:

y’all please evacuate don’t be stubborn

As a Floridian who’s been through this a million times, listen to me. A category 3 hit us before and we were out of power for two weeks and Florida cities are literally BUILT for hurricanes. This is a category 4, almost 5. Houses on the upper east coast aren’t hurricane proofed like they are here.

PLEASE evacuate your family and pets.

anexperimentallife:

Take your meds. Drink some water. Give no fucks.

Space mom Carrie is looking down on us from the heavens; let’s make her proud.