Firebird Scratches

nauseatedbram:

i aspire to reach whatever level keiynan is on that makes him give absolutely no fucks

nicolenaomim:

mizan-mizan:

saudiflacko:

they’re not missing your call, they’re not forgetting to text back, they’re not too busy, they’re just not interested.

i hate posts like this and i feel like they are made by clingy people who want to manipulate friends/significant others/family into thinking that if you love someone, you owe them daily texts or calls. sometimes people who love you forget to text back (because they’re living the life in front of them and not living through a screen), sometimes people miss calls or don’t have time to make calls (because they’re living the life in front if them and not living through a screen), and sometimes people actually are busy in life (because they’re living the life in front of them and not living through a screen). if you love that person, you won’t try to make them feel guilty for living the life in front of them. they’ll get to you when they can but in the meantime, learn how to live the life in front of you so you won’t be dissatisfied about who’s not talking to you through a screen 24/7…. doesn’t mean they’re uninterested, they’re just preoccupied.

THANK YOU

Gather round younglings, close to the glow of your screen and I’ll spin you a tale of growing up in the 80’s, where there was one phone for the entire family, and when you got home at the end of the day you’d all gather around the answering machine and have to listen to whatever somebody left there out loud for the whole world to hear. Sometimes it would take an entire day, even two to hear back from someone. If you wanted to spend time together, plans were sometimes made up to a week in advance, and then written on the kitchen calendar, or a post-it note stuck to the fridge. During this time, you didn’t need to question if you were still friends…it was assumed that your friendship just continued unabated until further notice.

Ten short years later, we were all learning how to use computers, but we had no WiFi and couldn’t make a phone call and check our email at the same time, and every time we logged on the computers shrieked at us like digital pterodactyls.

wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone

paperfury:

Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.

fondwitch:

catsbrew:

otterling:

I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”.

Please tell me each black cat is named after herbs because I’m living for the idea that I can walk in and find Devils Weed and have lit time playing with them while I eat food.

It got better

spooky-sebastian: