users: please, please do something about the porn bots and the cp…we’re begging you
tumblr: sssorrryyy!!! nothing we can do!!! it would be too hard :(( you can report them to make yourself feel better while we do absolutely jack shit about it, though
app store: omfg your app is disgusting??? we dont want to promote that
tumblr: NO MORE HORNY PEOPLE WE’RE BLOCKING EVERY IMAGE THAT HAS AN EXCESS OF FLESH TONES AND IF YOU SHOW FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!
this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure