finnglas:

jhscdood:

thestubborntortoise:

alvadee:

queenerdloser:

a list of things to love about ever after (1998)

  • socially conscious danielle Lecturing her bf about ingrained prejudice and class warfare literally every time they are together
  • danielle just fuckin throwing apples at the crown prince of france for daring to steal her father’s horse
  • “i thrashed him” cut to tiny gustav covered in mud
  • i will deny you the throne and siMPLY LIVE FOREVER
  • leonardo da vinci just…. in general
  • danielle being ride or die with her manor servants to the point where she spends a literal fortune to get one of them out of indentured slavery
  • “you may have whatever you can carry” *fucking picks up the prince of france*
  • jacqueline always being on danielle’s side and befriending her
  • little history things like terrible tennis, utopia, the introduction of chocolate, a newly painted mona lisa, etc
  • the Theme Song™
  • “it looks like rain” danielle’s FACE
  • it’s supposed to be in france but no one speaks french or has a french accent
  • the Villain with his Villain Mustache
  • “were the only the two of you?” “yes. well, and the chicken sire”
  • you have TWO HANDS make it YOURSELF /mic drop
  • *throws temper tantrum* “there was a bee”
  • danielle’s Entrance to the ball looking like an ethereal angel from another realm
  • henry showing up for a Dashing Rescue but danielle’s already saved herself
  • the PAINTING
  • the entire thing is basically a story to one-up the grimm brothers which i can get behind
  • Dougray Scott (the prince) in these pants
  • Dannielle’s childhood friend who is never anything else than just a really good friend, no nice guy™ to be found here, just two besties
  • an evil stepmother who is still a three-dimensional character, which makes her treatment of Danielle even more heartbreaking
  • Danielle’s character is defined by her passion, mind and yearning for justice and the prince explicitly tells her that he falls in love with her because of the way she thinks and how eloquently she can argue her causes
  • the prince is the one who has to learn from her and have character development to be worthy of her
  • a blatantly romantic movie that is still genuinely funny and smart and really well made and acted and proves how good that genre can be

“michelangelo is trapped under a ceiling in Rome”

IF YOU

suffer your people to be ILL-EDUCATED

and their manners corrupted from INFANCY

and then PUNISH THEM for that which their first education DISPOSED THEM

what else is to be concluded,

SIRE,

but that you first MAKE THIEVES

and then PUNISH THEM?

Danielle throwing down on the school-to-prison pipeline to the crown prince of France and his personal bodyguard five-ever.

aspiringbelle:

wingleader:

absolutely-walnuts:

srsishere:

Just a little taste of what’s going on at my workplace right now.
We have been fighting for a raise because a lot of people who work at Disney have to work 60+ hours a week just to get by.
What was their response? “Ok, everyone gets a bonus. $1000. But not all at once. $500 now and $500 at the end of the year.” (in case some people get fired or quit, so they don’t have to pay the full amount to those people).
Of course, we were like “No, that’s not what we said we wanted. We want a PERMANENT RAISE.”
So Disney was like OK, fine, whoever is NOT part of the union fighting for a raise gets the $1000 bonus 🙂
Meanwhile, we are still fighting for a raise…

I’m sorry, this has 62 notes and that is INCREDIBLE BULLSHIT.

I’ve been watching Disney since I was 4 years old. So basically since i was 4 years old, Disney’s been making a profit off of me; the same way they make a profit off of the average 4 year old. 

I don’t care what dystopian madness of a world you live in, if your primary audience is CHILDREN, you are ethically freakin obligated to behave and treat your employees in a humane manner.

You don’t get to make literally billions of dollars off of kids’ wonder and awe and hope in the world while exploiting and contributing to the suffering of 100,000+ human beings.

You don’t get to fucking do that.

>:[ spread this. What the fuck, Disney?

I am a Disney Fan, a D23 member, and shareholder…and I stand with the cast members. If Disney does not change, then I will not vote for Iger or the rest of the board and ask others to do the same.

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bezakonik:

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bezakonik:

rogergalvan:

bezakonik:

may I be gay on main? okay, cool, thanks…so here’s the thing; id really like to be held right now

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