busket:

users: please, please do something about the porn bots and the cp…we’re begging you

tumblr: sssorrryyy!!! nothing we can do!!! it would be too hard :(( you can report them to make yourself feel better while we do absolutely jack shit about it, though

app store: omfg your app is disgusting??? we dont want to promote that

tumblr: HUH?? WHAT? FUCK! *starts frantically removing porn bots and cp blogs*

users: yes! this is what we were asking for!

tumblr: NO MORE HORNY PEOPLE WE’RE BLOCKING EVERY IMAGE THAT HAS AN EXCESS OF FLESH TONES AND IF YOU SHOW FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLES YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!

users: huh